Como Se Dice "Flawless"?

How do you say flawless in every language? Khloe Kardashian. That's how.

Great, Now That You Have Your Running Shoes On, How's About You Run Away?

Well I guess now we know why Sarah Palin has resigned from her position as governor of Alaska. She's too busy doing more important things like posing for "Runner's World" magazine. Not that I'm complaining. I'm all for putting her on the cover of every magazine in existence if it means she won't hold or run for any political office. That would easily be the best gift she could bless us with.
Anyway the soon to be former governor of Alaska aka The Place You Can See Russia From aka The Place Where the Polar Bears Lived Before We Fucked Their Shit Up gets into deep, deep conversations with Runner's World, philosophising on everything from her favorite running shoes to finding herself on the other end of a moose's ass. Seriously. Says Palin, "In Anchorage on the coastal trail there have been many times where I've had to stop right in my tracks and turn around because there's been either a moose standing there staring at me or a moose's butt plopping on over into the trail. I have to turn around and leave or I'm going to get clobbered." Allow a minute for the magnitude of that sentence to settle in. Only with time does it become all the more humorous. Until you remember that this woman was almost runner up for leader of the free world, and then the laughter evolves into tears.
Oh and btw, just tell me that pic above doesn't look like a sessy pinup George Washington would have hidden between his pewter mug and a dartboard with a picture of Joseph Coulon de Jumonville as the bullseye. You know Georgie. He may like cherry trees, powder white wigs and getting down like it's 1775, but he loves his little calendar girl. I wonder if Betsy Ross ever posed for a similar spread? What am I saying. Of course she did.















July, like a firecracker all aglow....

Cameron Diaz in V Magazine

Ok so let me just tell you, the moment the cover of Cameron Diaz in the latest of V Magazine hit the web, all anyone could talk about is how she looks like a big poseur (that's right-poseur with a "U") and isn't edgy and should stop acting like she is and blah, blah, blah. Well I am here to tell you that every single solitary one of those fashion snobs are W.R.ONG. I love seeing Cammie D. (or any mainstream actress for that matter) getting all edged out and giving it their all. If you ask me, she looks like a little baby Madonna/Gwen Stefani hybrid. And how can you go wrong when combining those two? (The answer is you can't. You just can't.)

Slacker Chic of the Month: Juliette Lewis

And in a surprising last minute upset, Juliette Lewis has risen like a pheonix from the ashes to snatch the coveted title of June's Slacker Chic of the Month out of the hands of Amanda Seyfried by just four votes! As I always do in these situations I began to write all the reasons Ms. Lewis is deserving of this title, but I immediately stopped myself because this is a woman who needs to introduction, no prologue and no epilogue. She's Juliette Fucking Lewis for Christ's sake! You already know she rocks. In fact, she rocks so hard that there haven't even been adjectives invented yet that could properly describe her badassness. Except for maybe Ethrocious. Which I just made up. It's a cross between ferocious and ethereal. Which she is.
Juliette will move on to battle it out against fellow SCOTMs Kim Gordon, Olivia Munn, James Suicide, Mary-Louise Parker and Katherine Moennig at the end of the year for the supreme title of Slacker Chic of the Year. Needless to say that will truely be a battle for the ages.

OK Magazine's Top 10 Best Bodies of 2009

In the spirit of summer OK Magazine has unveiled their top choices for the 10 best bodies of 2009. No shockers here-just the typical Hollywood starlets that are always associated with having an enviable physique. However I will say OK has managed to include ladies of just about every shape, size and color. From the tight and toned Jessica Biel to the curvy and voluptuous Kim Kardashian to the short and petite Eva Longoria Parker, the mag has something for everyone. So who walked away with the almighty title of Best Bod? Why none other than good girl turned bad turned good again, Britney Spears. Thanks to her rigerous dance routines for her "Circus" tour, the princess of Pop is back in fighting form. Brittles narrowly beat out yogaholic Jennifer Aniston and Megan Fox who placed 2nd and 3rd respectively.
Anyway here are the top ten best bods in the order they were ranked. Which of these lassies do you guys think is the hottest?
Top 10
10: Kate Beckinsale
9: Kim Kardashian
8: Jessica Biel
7. Eva Longoria Parker
6: Rihanna
5: Jennifer Lopez
4: Halle Berry
3: Megan Fox
2: Jennifer Aniston
1: Britney Spears